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Anonymous asked:
AITA FOR MURDERING MY BEST FRIENDS FAMILY?
alright so yeah ik its bad. Its cause it is.
I (M, 48) have been carrying on a decades long relationship in my workplace with (F, 52). I love her lots and ive repeatedly done "ridiculous" things to show off in front of her. My buddy M(55) was slightly aware of this relationship, but turned a blind eye.
His brothers who hate me for reasons i honestly don't understand, haven't turned a blind eye. The two meanest ones (M38 and M18) caught me and her while we were doing the deed and accused us of adultery (she's married to my boss, who also happens to be their uncle)
So we hole up in the room and I end up escaping, but she doesn't. All of my coworkers are now obligated to murder my affair partner. So I go in to save them. My buddy apparently decided to stay out of it cause he knew it was trouble.
So the day of her execution I ride in and save her, but I'm so focused on saving her I don't realize that I've basically killed my buds entire family. ((M, 23) (M, 34) (M, 38)) plus a few of his sons (I have no clue how old they are) a few of his cousins, a bunch of his friends, and a few people he wanted to kill himself. So now he's really mad at me. And I understand why. I myself am really sad about killing his younger brother (M, 23) because he was like a brother to me as well. The other two are known for being jerks, and one of them (M, 34) literally killed their mom so i feel like he had it coming.
Anyways now my buddy is trying really hard to kill me and I just want to make amends but he's not up for it. He's prolonging this whole situation the rest of us are all ready to end this thing
So AITA?
Update: his surviving brother (M, 18) has staged a coup against my boss. How bad would it be if I killed that brother as well? He is technically only my buddy's half brother anyways.
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Margaery & Sansa are personal to me 🤍
(For this one I heavily referenced Maria Pascual Alberich, a Spanish illustrator whose colorful, whimsical style has captivated me for the longest!)
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Imagine Cap's identity reveal happening years later when he's already over 18. Like, they would have been working together for a whole decade, laughed together, cried together, introduced him to their spouses etc and then suddenly. Boom, lightning, and he's actually some college kid. The whole League immediately starts panicking and doing the math in their head while Billy's just like-
"Statue of limitations", with a shit eating grin preferably. Come on, he's been losing sleep over this for years, now's their turn to let it mess with their heads.
Imagine them calling it a day and going home, trying to relax after that hectic mess and then it suddenly hits them-
Clark staring at the ceiling in his pajamas, "I punched a 10 year old once. And really hard too."
Wally stress eating cereal, "I always liked the guy because I felt we were on the same wavelength. What does that say about me that I can hang with a literal sixth grader and not even mind? No, wait, don't answer that."
Arthur venting to Mara, "I had lengthy discussions trying to convince a twelve year old to go out for drinks, on multiple occasions."
Most of Young Justice, "he's younger than me and he's been the on-and-off again den mom for years!"
Billy, on his eighteenth birthday:
"Oh! btw guys, it's my birthday today!"
"Oh, wow, all these years and you never told us, happy birthday man"
"Thanks!"
"mannnn 'all these years' is RIGHT, I've got grey hairs and a permanent backache. I'd swear you haven't aged a day Cap, what's your secret?
"magical transformation sequence. I have two 'forms'; my other one has been aging this whole time."
"ah, damn, guess not even demigods are so lucky as to have eternal youth, huh? how old are you now, anyways?"
Billy:
"Eighteen."
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cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in
girlfriend is a type of cat. maybe
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